TheEz's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Sprinkler]

That MUSIC!!

I was headbanging to them classic tunes! ^^ Seriously, the music gave it the feeling of a classic cartoon, which is always a plus!

The characters were beautifully illustrated and the animation style was definitely something I've never seen before -- something I'd watch again!

And based on a TRUE story... shame...

[The City - Official RiRi]

wot?

While watching it, I didn't get any of the metaphors at all. Nothing against you, though, I'm just not the poetry type! ^^;

But after reading your explanation, I was like, "Aha." Very deep, and very moving. And very clever, too!

officialRiRi responds:

lol. yeah, I should've known this would make little sense without the poems to actually explain it. From an abstract poem to an even more abstract animation, guess I should say sorry! O.o

[DoNotEnter]

Clever

Ha I lol'd when they both just stopped at the red light! And at the end when the tractor came by again!

But I don't know if it was intentional, but I like how the characters where running about quite slowly -- it was like permanent slow motion! :D

[Game Hero Run Away]

NOES! MY CAP!

Please, as a fellow South African, you must understand Internet costs, and so it's your responsibility to compress your audio. I just downloaded a 5 MB song in order to watch this movie, and I know on its own it wouldn't be bigger than 100 KB.

Sorry, but when you're buying your own cap, a megabyte is pure gold. ^^;

Otherwise an okay movie with a great concept! The character design was very 1980's JRPG reminscent, wich is always a plus! :D

Isinyoga responds:

I'm really sorry about the big download. As this is my first flash animation and my first newgrounds submission, I didn't really think of all these things! I made a lot of mistakes but I'm gonna fix up my animation when I have time and I will make the song smaller, the animation longer and I will tell the story better. Thanks for the advice and for the compliments. Advice and constructive criticism are always welcome!

[Never Eat Your Veggies]

Tee-hee!

Ah, there's nothing like a good parody... And you pulled it off! :D You have a delightful sense of humour! They say random, I say completely coherent and pure genius! X)

10 outta 10 and 5 outta five, Mister!

[The C program]

Indeed!

int main()
{
bool ezConfused = true;
cout<<"Why is everyone commenting using C++? o.O "<<endl;
}

Lol Anyway, great movie! A little too slow-paced for my taste, but otherwise it perfectly illustrates how C sometimes does whatever it darn well wants to! And "to be debugged"... I really lol'd. X3

[How has your day been..?]

Mine's been great, thanks

Haha, I know this may sound cruel, but I lol'd when they died -- the choice of music there was awesome! :D

But I didn't even think for an instant about the technical implications of dying by water. I believe the exaggeration made it funnier!

[Life's a beach!!!]

GACK!

.______.

You gave away the entire twist in your commentary. Don't do that.

Otherwise, it makes quite a statement. Very true to life! :D

[Balloons - The Death Of.]

POP!

Poor balloons! XD

Great song, though. But, being a fellow South African, you should be careful of file sizes. This thing is, like, 5MB big, and that's unnecessary. You should really compress your audio! ^^ (*cries* mah cap! T_T)

Constructive criticism for the new SA! :D

Otherwise an okay watch. :3

[Awkward silences]

Oh noes!

My sides, they hurt!

Definitely one of the funniest flash movies I've ever seen by all accounts! Ten outta ten and five outta five! :D